1. (Source: woodlandsway)

  2. Why “Trojan” condoms? Didn’t the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.

    — (via bestpickupline)

  3. (Source: nutstradamus)

  4. (Source: ridge)

  5. tigermisu:

    mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

  6. dadsofficial:

    So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

    (Source: coballion)

  7. (Source: debrafckingmorgan)

  8. goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

    goldr0ger:

    lordflacko91:

    truhovixxx:

    memeguy-com:

    This Kid Is Going Places

    Me as a father.

    ^^ same

    god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

  9. (Source: nekozneko)

  10. vinyl-core:

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    OH DAMN, TIME TO DRAW

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    Lemme just start with a cir-

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    oh…..

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    OH DAMN, TIME FOR GAMES

    I do the same when writing. .-.